Virtually Ignorant has created the most kick ass affiliate program on the web today. All you need to do to join is send $100 and a nude photo to:

Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC
20500

Be sure to mention somewhere in the letter that it's intended for us, or else you may wind up with a personal visit from the big cheese himself.

Keep checking back to this page for further details about our affiliate program as we actually develop one.